Title: Misguided Anatomical Advice
Author: Baba Doodlius
Subject: Membership
Location: Universe
Annoyance Level: 7
Complaint Details: You know what bothers me? People out there in Internet World who think I need a bigger penis. Apparently there are lots of them, because they send me about 18 bazillion e-mails every day.
(And in case you were wondering, NO, I do NOT need a bigger penis. Any bigger and I wouldn't be able to carry it around.)
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Misguided Anatomical Advice
Oh Baba,
ReplyDeleteSuch a problem. Thanks for being brave enough to be the first to submit a complaint.
Don't feel bad, they send me the same email's and I don't even have a penis. Bwahahahah. :)
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