#8 - Bitchfest

Title: Not Enough Complaining
Subject: Bitchfest
Author: Baba Doodlius
Location: Universe
Level of Annoyance (1-10): 9
Complaint Details:

I've been reading this board since it started, and all I see is one complaint from me and a bunch from the originator, Mel.

C'mon folks, where are all your complaints? I walk down the street and I hear people doing NOTHING BUT COMPLAINING. Everybody wants to bitch about something, right? And then when Mel so kindly gives you the chance to air your beefs, what do you do? You completely clam up! I don't know about folks elsewhere on the planet, but I'm currently residing in the U S of A, and complaining around here is generally regarded as an ART FORM. So why hasn't the expected bitchfest materialized? We wanna know what cheezes you off!

The Thoughts and Sayings of Baba Doodlius

Possible Solution: Complain

#2 - Membership

Title: Misguided Anatomical Advice
Author: Baba Doodlius
Subject: Membership
Location: Universe
Annoyance Level: 7

Complaint Details: You know what bothers me? People out there in Internet World who think I need a bigger penis. Apparently there are lots of them, because they send me about 18 bazillion e-mails every day.

(And in case you were wondering, NO, I do NOT need a bigger penis. Any bigger and I wouldn't be able to carry it around.)

The Thoughts and Sayings of Baba Doodlius

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