Title: Misguided Anatomical Advice
Author: Baba Doodlius
Annoyance Level: 7
Complaint Details: You know what bothers me? People out there in Internet World who think I need a bigger penis. Apparently there are lots of them, because they send me about 18 bazillion e-mails every day.
(And in case you were wondering, NO, I do NOT need a bigger penis. Any bigger and I wouldn't be able to carry it around.)
Misguided Anatomical Advice